Busy weeks, so no post for quite a while. Will rectify over the next couple of weeks of holiday I’m sure. What I have achieved in the last few weeks: Turned an elderly fellow’s racist rant about immigrants stealing our money/jobs/pies into a rant directed entirely at the French and disabled people. (He also claimed…

I Dreamt Of A-Bombs I’m sitting in a restaurant, atop a steep hill, eating and looking down on the town when the quality of the light changes and the diners gasp. I look up to see a mushroom cloud rising up over the hills, obscuring the sunset, spreading above the horizon. I/we feel horror and…

With a belated fug in my ears, I was rolling through Paddington a good thirty minutes late, when a drip, a mean solitary drip, crawled through the girders and deposited itself on my head. I say deposited because looking down I saw an incipient stalagmite leering up at me. On my coat was the faintest,…

World of Lifecraft World of Lifecraft; giving yourself experience points for everyday actions and then rewarding yourself once you level up. By my estimation, I’m already on Level 1 which let’s me eat some junk food! Hurrah for Tom! Dammit. I’ve just reminded myself that I was playing The Elder Scrolls IV at a preview…

Toller sez: > regarding:> >>> http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/>>>> >>> goddammit, i just spent about 10mins (alright, 30) trying to write ‘stroop effect’ on a fridge and ‘banksy’ on a scratchboard – why is it everyone draws> willies? I would’ve myself but it was willies everywhere. it’s ridiculous.> All theories about the purpose of art should take this…