BBC NEWS | UK | ‘Different shades’ of Judaism: “What I’m most proud of is that I’ve managed to combine being a rabbi with being a father. I’ve seen all my three sons survive being a rabbi’s son.” Weird, I think this is my old school friend (I think friend; he was a very lonely…

Graaaagh! Go, see, my little friends. (Cackles evilly.)

THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE: “THE SPIDERS TOLD THE DEEP-SEA CREEPS ABOUT THE SPAGHETTI DINNERS!! THE CREEPS ARE ON THE SPAGHETTIS!!! THE CREEPS ALSO FOUND ULTRA-BEAN’S BREAKFAST!!!! LISTEN TO ME, DEEP-SEA CREEPS!! GET OFF THE PLATES!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!”

Dream of cars – blur. cars, roads = symbol of independence. I want to walk, that sygnifies freedom to me, but trapped by encircling tarmac. Dream of day when world so wired never need to worry about escape more about what’s in the place we’re escaping to. Return to adventure, end of mollycoddling.

So. My flatmate got me some keys cut, so I didn’t have to hide in the bushes until he got home anymore. Whichh was nice. Until I got steaming drunk friday night and got home to find they weren’t our keys. After trying a few local locks in the spirit of Lord Lytton, I ended…