THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE:

“THE SPIDERS TOLD THE DEEP-SEA CREEPS ABOUT THE SPAGHETTI DINNERS!! THE CREEPS ARE ON THE SPAGHETTIS!!!

THE CREEPS ALSO FOUND ULTRA-BEAN’S BREAKFAST!!!!

LISTEN TO ME, DEEP-SEA CREEPS!! GET OFF THE PLATES!!!!

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!”

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GriddleOctopus

There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery. So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.

2 comments

  • Oh my god I just cried cause I was laughing too hard. If I remember correctly btw, don’t you lock yourself out quite a lot? You are very silly. I hope the creeps don’t see my spaghetti. I want my spaghetti all for myself!

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  • Reading on in that, I feel a little guilty for laughing. There’s obviously some sort of major derangement there, not from the content (which is hilarious) but from the amount of it.

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