The BOOK Spoiler I need never read another page (though, obviously, I’m going to anyway.)

Got locked out again on Wednesday. I’ve spent less time in my flat than I would’ve liked over the last month, mainly through being locked out, late nights drinking and trying to move stuff around. Absolutely shattered all the time – just want to lie down in the sun and have the grass grow over…

BBC NEWS | UK | ‘Different shades’ of Judaism: “What I’m most proud of is that I’ve managed to combine being a rabbi with being a father. I’ve seen all my three sons survive being a rabbi’s son.” Weird, I think this is my old school friend (I think friend; he was a very lonely…

Graaaagh! Go, see, my little friends. (Cackles evilly.)

THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE: “THE SPIDERS TOLD THE DEEP-SEA CREEPS ABOUT THE SPAGHETTI DINNERS!! THE CREEPS ARE ON THE SPAGHETTIS!!! THE CREEPS ALSO FOUND ULTRA-BEAN’S BREAKFAST!!!! LISTEN TO ME, DEEP-SEA CREEPS!! GET OFF THE PLATES!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!”