The BOOK Spoiler

I need never read another page (though, obviously, I’m going to anyway.)



There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery. So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.


  • Oh my goodness! That’s great! I hate the feeling after reading book reviews that I want to know what happens but I know I’m never going to read the book! I read these and that tension is released! That’s soooo great!Ps what is a mirkin?


  • It’s not in the OED, so it certainly does not mean pubic wig! I shudder to think what you have been reading.


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