Month: May 2007

Come on Nature by the Proclaimers. Why did I assume they were saying “Come On Nietzsche”? Would they walk five thousand miles to see some shadows cast on a cave wall? Would they send a letter to America declaring the death of god? The only link between them and the ubermensch is twin studies… This […]

UK:RESISTANCE # Being MADE to review Splinter Cell because no one ever wants to review Splinter Cell because Splinter Cell is boring, too hard and rubbish, and only liked by weirdos who pay fat prostitutes to sandpaper their cocks in dungeons at the weekend while they let out the tears of pain away from the […]

Search Add-ons :: Firefox Add-onsPC Gamer Blog: GalCiv 2 War Report: Final Entry – PC Gamer MagazineGalCiv 2 War Report My family did the whole Easter thing a week early this year, for reasons that you’d have to be a Francis to ever truly understand, so I had no religious festivals this bank holiday weekend. […]

Yes, for Jews all over the world this is Cheesecake day! The day where you’re obliged to eat Cheesecake or Blintzes, Shavuot, the festival of, uh, cheese. Wikipedia has this explanation of “the night before the Torah was given, the Jews went to sleep to be well-rested for the big day ahead. However, they failed […]

So. Jill split up with me. Here’s how it went. My friend Chiarina, who I’ve not seen for too many years, had mailed me months ago with a life update, demanding I send one packed with revelations back to her. Being an open sort of person, I was open about nearly all the crap that’s […]

Finally! Google has finally seen fit to introduce the “select all” function to Gmail. I have now marked all of the 25,420 unread messages in my inbox as read. Please don’t fill it up as quickly again, chaps. I’d like to point out that since my cameras both got nicked, I haven’t been able to […]

To quote my pal Pettitt (see, I can still spell it Jimbo) “SUPPOSEDLY if you’ve seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook account / blog, paste this as a note. Then, put x’s next […]