Month: February 2004

A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a ‘Siberian’ climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

Missive from Toller, stuck in Oxford endlessly researching people’s brains: Hullo dude. I went on a course. A personal skills development course. Teaching networking, teamwork, and career-structuring, for a week, as part of our PhD transferable-skills program. CUNTING FUCKERS BASTARD WANKERS NAUSEA-INDUCING HITLERITE COWRAPING FUCKERS. Full of this management consultancy bullshit, because obviously there are

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1. Title Evil Genius 2. Strap 3. Details 4. Developer Box 5. Body copy 6. Press Pass boxout 7. Boxouts 8. Callouts 9. Images 10. Captions A slap from a studded glove wakes me with a start. The room is tar black, and I appear to be hanging from my arms. “Funny”, I think “I

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1. Title Evil Genius 2. Strap 3. Details 4. Developer Box 5. Body copy 6. Press Pass boxout 7. Boxouts 8. Callouts 9. Images 10. Captions A slap from a studded glove wakes me with a start. The room is tar black, and I appear to be hanging from my arms. “Funny”, I think “I

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