Month: February 2004

frank sidebottom If no-one else remembers this complete and utter mook, you reiterate my theory (purloined by that Rousseau feller) that ignorance is bliss. Frank was a fan of a band called the Freshies, though he achieved much more fame than they ever did, due to his enomrous paper maché head, puppet sidekick ‘little Frank’, […]

Ananova – News – Phenomena Depending on your viewpoint, this’ll make you to sick to your very soul at the absolute credulity of the mass of humanity, or verify your beliefs in an afterlife populated by aliens, the virgin Mary and Elvis. I’d like to emphasise there is not a jot of reasonable ground between […]

Extra kidneys give hard-drinking brothers the edge Toll, might be wise to start buttering these guys up toot sweet… 😉

More colour from our over-educated chum, Toller liked the robot satire, just a little less heavy and they’d get away with it like this I heard that months before the Blair Witch Project the producers planted some stories in lots of local american papers with essentially the same storyline. Like the stealth advert for “Lucky […]

“Feb 23 1942 The first Japanese attack on the U.S. mainland occurs when an I-17 submarine fires 13 shells at an oil refinery near Goleta, Southern California. $500 damage was inflicted. It was not clear why this target was chosen until much later, when it was found that the commander of this particular submarine had […]

A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a ‘Siberian’ climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

Missive from Toller, stuck in Oxford endlessly researching people’s brains: Hullo dude. I went on a course. A personal skills development course. Teaching networking, teamwork, and career-structuring, for a week, as part of our PhD transferable-skills program. CUNTING FUCKERS BASTARD WANKERS NAUSEA-INDUCING HITLERITE COWRAPING FUCKERS. Full of this management consultancy bullshit, because obviously there are […]