Missive from Toller, stuck in Oxford endlessly researching people’s brains:

Hullo dude.

I went on a course.

A personal skills development course.

Teaching networking, teamwork, and career-structuring, for a week, as part of our PhD transferable-skills program.

CUNTING FUCKERS BASTARD WANKERS NAUSEA-INDUCING HITLERITE COWRAPING FUCKERS.

Full of this management consultancy bullshit, because obviously there are 16 different discrete sorts of people. Obviously. May seem strange considering the last 50 years of psychological research, not to mention the vast complexity of the genetic and environmental factors known to underpin the mind, but no, Sixteen. 16. Count ’em. There you go. HAHA!!! Shminky! Felp-niggle.

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GriddleOctopus

There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery. So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.

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