“Williams’ head has been shaved and drilled with holes. Verducci also reports that, before the head was placed in its present location, it was accidentally cracked as many as 10 times due to fluctuating storage temperatures.” Urgh, I hate baseball, but I hate baseball player’s heads going off even more. And being drilled with holes.…

Boy shit Not up to the Tardblog, I’m sorry to say, but for the scatologically minded out there this is ideal viewing for the kids. Assuming they’re coprophiles too.

The Tard Blog Jawdroppingly wonderful.

Ask not for who the bell pepper chymes, it chymes for you. — 3 weetabix, sugar, hot milk Paté de Fois Gras, toast, bread, butter Sea Bass, squid, Roe, new potatoes, carrots Nachos, dips 3 curry & brown bread sarnies

Bloodthirsty or a classic? Gibson’s film of Christ’s last days alarms Jewish groups