Author: GriddleOctopus
If you’re looking for my samples folder, it’s here.
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Faithless Priests
“The leadership of the congregation has been unbelievably amazing, supportive, wise, patient, loving, and encouraging. They have offered to stand by me as heresy trials have been threatened…”
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Leonard Cohen (2)
“I heard there was a secret chord/That David played, and it pleased the Lord/But you don’t really care for music, do you?”
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Career: Balloon Animal Modelling
You might as well have said: “I model balloon animals for a living and I’m really bad at it.
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Deathbed Recommendations
I had to go to the hospital a few weeks ago, so a doctor could put a camera up my urethra. There was a very small chance that what he found was going to be the death of me…
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Feeling uncomfortable about my arguments against vegetarianism
A long while ago, one Christmas, I had a lengthy discussion with my younger brother, Sherlock Dov. It was prompted by his refusal to help washing up the dishes after a meal, because he’d become a vegetarian and didn’t want to touch anything that had been near meat. I’d got angry, because it seemed to be…
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