Author: GriddleOctopus
If you’re looking for my samples folder, it’s here.
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Caption Competition
Log: “You’re all on TV!”Dov: “Blimey, you can house my sea from here.”Boss Nonnu: “Open the pod bay doors, Hal”Meerling: Hillary Clinton’s rejuvenation deemed a success. “Now I’m as pretty as Obama!”Dov: “The fumes bring on a state of euphoria before overcoming the victims”Me: *New!* The Bad-Taste Pod can defend against the most awful decor.…
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Naruto Episode 32
Or the one in which Ino watches Sakura get beaten to a pulp while she has a series of increasingly irrelevant flashbacks about what great friends they used to be. Naruto is increasingly ace. It also reduces me to tears on a worringly ferquent basis.
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Sick of Cake
Look, I’m tired of your pathetic cake jokes, m’kay? I mean the vast majority of them aren’t even jokes are they? They’re Proustian madeleines, reminding you of something very personal only you and the elect understand; they’re just you saying the word cake and then giggling like a schoolgirl doped up with nitrous oxide and…
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Recession
Xavier’s face is under water. He’s holding his breath. The surface of the water is descending towards him and is warm around him. His chest floats up and he blows out, to keep himself down on the bottom. He does it noisily, gurgling water into his mouth as does; he’s not hiding. The water passes…
{funambulism} 