Caption Competition

Log: “You’re all on TV!”
Dov: “Blimey, you can house my sea from here.”
Boss Nonnu: “Open the pod bay doors, Hal”
Meerling: Hillary Clinton’s rejuvenation deemed a success. “Now I’m as pretty as Obama!”
Dov: “The fumes bring on a state of euphoria before overcoming the victims”
Me: *New!* The Bad-Taste Pod can defend against the most awful decor. Orgasmatron attachment extra.

These pods are absolutely awesome, especially for the orgasmic look they imbue this woman with. Boss Nonnu commented that in “in a decade, we’ll all be working inside one” and I have to agree; one day things like this will shielding us against the mental vampires of big government.

Apparently, it actually uses air to measure your body’s volume.

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About GriddleOctopus

There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery. So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.