One of the reasons I love my job

Quotation

We are pleased to submit the following quotation:

1 x Stork @ £550 per day

Mileage is charged at the rate of 80p per mile

We have public liability for £2,000,000.

Yes. I love my job. Apparently the stork is quite placid, though it won’t carry things.

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3 thoughts on “One of the reasons I love my job”

  1. It’s the mileage that’s impressive – is that as the stork flies do you think?Anyway, the costs are justified. Can you push your razor-sharp lips all the way through a fish / recalitrant journalist? I don’t think so…

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  2. Why would you need to hire a stork? The mind boggles. Though I feel somewhat put out that the daily charge-out rate for a stork is higher than it is for me when I’m in a consulting role…

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