Quotation
We are pleased to submit the following quotation:
1 x Stork @ £550 per day
Mileage is charged at the rate of 80p per mile
We have public liability for £2,000,000.
Yes. I love my job. Apparently the stork is quite placid, though it won’t carry things.
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It’s the mileage that’s impressive – is that as the stork flies do you think?Anyway, the costs are justified. Can you push your razor-sharp lips all the way through a fish / recalitrant journalist? I don’t think so…
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Why would you need to hire a stork? The mind boggles. Though I feel somewhat put out that the daily charge-out rate for a stork is higher than it is for me when I’m in a consulting role…
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Like almost every idea I’ve pitched into a client, this stork idea didn’t fly. How depressing is that?
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