One of the reasons I love my job


We are pleased to submit the following quotation:

1 x Stork @ £550 per day

Mileage is charged at the rate of 80p per mile

We have public liability for £2,000,000.

Yes. I love my job. Apparently the stork is quite placid, though it won’t carry things.

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  1. Grill

    It’s the mileage that’s impressive – is that as the stork flies do you think?Anyway, the costs are justified. Can you push your razor-sharp lips all the way through a fish / recalitrant journalist? I don’t think so…


  2. Iain

    Why would you need to hire a stork? The mind boggles. Though I feel somewhat put out that the daily charge-out rate for a stork is higher than it is for me when I’m in a consulting role…


  3. Grill

    Like almost every idea I’ve pitched into a client, this stork idea didn’t fly. How depressing is that?


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