Non-targetted Rant

Please, please, please. All of you. Stop blogging about your fucking cats. I like the murderous devils as much as the next spittle-sodden ball of knives, but if I wanted a slideshow of the minuatie of their lives I’d staple my eyeballs to their heads.

DO YOU SEE ME DOING THAT?

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GriddleOctopus

There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery. So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.

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2 comments

  • you should totally do that like, to your neighbour’s cat, and make a blog post about it. yeah!

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  • I have no cat, but still feel severly reprimanded.And this from the guy who asked me to join catbook. Although I admit that may have been ironic.

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