we make money not art: “Fabian Seibert at Suelzkotlett designs rather dangerous accessories.

His Lugosi 20 Suicide Bracelet comes with a sharp blade and is easy to use: wear slit on pulse, break off blade, insert blade, cut wrist. Here you go: a stylish suicide for just 160 euros.

And if you did use it as prescribed, you might be happy to buy another of Suelzkotlett’s items: Healer for the modern suicide addict.”

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About GriddleOctopus

There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery. So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.