Freedom of speech on Venice Beach. Write whatever you want down, they’ll write it up in big letters on these boards for everyone to read; they cover the promenade with them in the daytime.
There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery.
So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.