Year: 2004
If you’re looking for my samples folder, it’s here.
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Drug lords develop high-yield coca plant: “Colombian drug cartels have developed a new strain of coca plant that yields up to four times more cocaine, dealing a setback to a campaign against production of the drug that was beginning to show results.” Final proof that GM crops are bad for you, with the added bonus…
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Google Image Result for http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/tcptd009.jpg Remind me not to do an image search for testicles, ever, ever again, mhmm?
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Thatcher in balls munchies shocker: “opponents of despotic President Teodoro Obiang Nguema, claim he eats the testicles of executed prisoners in the belief that it boosts his sex life.” Nguema, Thatcher, and example testicles (a cat’s). Bad luck for ‘Sir’ Mark Thatcher, in that the dictator he may have been involved in over-throwing has a…
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Darwinia . Exposure . Future Publishing Demo Day Look, I’m semi-famous! (The other shots are blackmail material…)
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Ho hum; I just spent four days sat in a hotel conference room in Slough with five other lads. To disabuse you of the glories of PC games journalism, there’s no quicker way than to point to the horrors of four days of young lives poured into a computer, producing nothing, relaxing in no way,…