Gill Bates

A haven of the more deliberately perverse member of society, Ebay this month saw three of the most pointless auctions avialble. First a pond coin was auctioned, which reached the princely sum of . Then we saw the disposal of the world’s biggest French fry, for the outstanding price of $202.50. (the Fry’s stature has been disputed. Standing only at 6 ¾ inches, two counter-claims have been made of 7 inches and 8 inches respectuively. Finally, this week saw the sale of ‘nothing.’ Shipping charges were paid by the sender,



There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery. So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.

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