Grill’s Grills. (This was an occasional column I did in PCFormat, where I made disgusting high-calorie snacks to keep gamers going through long lonely nights. I just fancied a quick resurrection.) Recipe – Spicy roe dumplingsStarvationCanned Cod’s Roe1 large beaten eggCornflourChinese chilli oil (1 tsp)Seasoning. I’ve no idea what cod’s roe is. I thought it…

Penny beating me at pool. And Bar Billiards. And darts. And, y’know, everything.  

Penny looking very Western chic – Calamity Jane-stylee. 

One of the three Book Barn chambers. It goes on forever! Bury me here… 

God, I feel parochial. This island, Enlightenment. create your own visited countries map