Found in an email forward, great for declamation. “This wight ventripotent was dining Once at the Grocers’ Hall, and lining With calipee and calipash That tomb omnivorous — his paunch.” Horace Smith; The Astronomical Alderman; 19th century. (Calipee and calipash are parts of a turtle beneath the lower and upper shields, respectively)

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