Author: GriddleOctopus

If you’re looking for my samples folder, it’s here.

  • Hub mini-test Movie-quality headphones There’s no surround sound and no subwoofer, but Dan Griliopoulos says no movie buff can manage without a set of zirconium-encrusted headphones. Beloved as our surround sound speakers are, we’ve found after extensive tests with the local weight lifting club, and one-man-band association that it’s simply not possible to lug six…

  • How to Predict the Weather Using a Pig Spleen Essential knowledge, yup.

  • We buried my gran today. I’ve got an image stuck in my head of the ground peeled back sardine-can style, all fake turf and stuff just rolled out of the way, and her coffin sat at the bottom like an under-resolution cigar. There’s a green field about her stock-full of tombstones (a nice selection of…

  • WPXI.com – News – Police: Man Performed Botched At-Home Castration on Transgender Woman Don’t ask me where I get this crap from. Please.

  • Disney Animates Dalí’s Flick