Straight Dope Staff Report: When the zombies take over, how long till the electricity fails?

Drunkish. /should be asleep but have fantastic tales to regale all and sundry with. Well, not really. As far as it gets are tales about the unattended female orgasm relayed by Chrissy (who will regret them in the morning) and pooh-poohed by Kieron (who shall dine out on them for days to come, if you…

Now, this *is* worrying; wonder when I got like this? (Starts scratching self nervously – no, wait, that’s ob-com. Starts, er, avoiding things?) Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Low URL of the test URL for more info Meanwhile,…

Oh, bugger, there goes my brain. I really must stop playing so many computers games, and foaming at the mouth. Mildly worrying.

Ming the Merciless When we say Merciless, that’s in terms of relentlessly insane.