As I went to sleep last night I looked up at the ceiling, and saw an outline of my monitor burnt into the ceiling, the wardrobe, my paintings on the wall… everywhere I turned my burnt retina I saw a glowering grey square. Am I spending too much time on the computer? Nah… Thought occurs…

I’ll put up more about my France Jolly when I remember to get it off my laptop, but meantimes I’ll just bitch about work. Ooh, just remembered an old university recipe of mine. Very simple; shred some cheap onions, and chuck on some chilli powder. Fry up on a middle heat until nicely softened, then…

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