Amusing places close to you Ah, beautiful smut. I live near Butt Hatch, Crab Hole, Bullyhole Bottom, Wet Pits and, of course, Sodom.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you want and let the food fight it out inside. A pistachio. A Bacon, lettuce and tomato granary torpedo with lots of mayonaisse. A cracker with some wensleydale and cranberries. A pinch of 2-year old dried magic mushrooms. I’d tell you the contents…

I dream of lying in long dry grass and looking at the clouds through the seedheads. I dream of walking off into a whiteout in a blizzard. I dream of being thigh-deep in peat on top of Kinder Scout struggling through wind and rain to get to the next tussock. I dream of being a…

BBC NEWS | In Pictures | In pictures: Face of addiction Feck, that’s horrifying. Mind, the Oil of Ulay pictures were worse.

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Sports (Winning Tradition) Since 1936, if the Redskins won their last home game prior to the election, the incumbent was re-elected. They just lost their last home game. Go Kerry!