My allergies drive me insane. I may have harped on this theme before, so if you’ve heard it, skip to the laughter track. I am individually allergic to dairy products, hairy animals, sesame seeds, etc. Though I’m finally growing out of these, extended exposure does bring out the relevant eczema/asthma/anaphylactic shock. So it’s very annoying…

(Silent Grill restrains breath to catch nascent tremors of first tsunami jokes.)

PlayBot 2005: ” ‘No robot was permanently harmed or injured during the shooting of the calendar.’”

Why whites of eyes spell ‘danger’ So that scared look on my face is perpetually infectious… that explains my sociopathic tendencies. Anyway, marry christians, one and all!

Insult Swordfighting @ The SCUMM Bar! “People consider my fists lethal weapons.” “Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.”