A sly jab from El Binnsinerino catches Mark admidships. 

Binnsy and Donald kick off. 

“Now I am the master” yells the Dark Lord Donald, laying into his onetime mentor. 

Don’t Stand By Me – Surviving a lightning strike. By Joshua Foer: “Unlike garden-variety electrical shock, which finds the quickest route directly through the body, lightning can flash over the outside of a victim, sometimes blowing off clothes without leaving so much as a mark on the skin. The high-voltage electricity that zips through the…

I love Wikipedia. An enjoyable evening for me is sitting down with a cup of steaming bullshit and flicking though its virtual pages. Though, of course, I no longer have broadband access, so that’s a straightforward lie. However… now I have discovered… this! Main Page – Uncyclopedia: “Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.”…