The Real Lawmaster

Dark Roasted Blend: Mystery Photo: One Seriously Empowered Motorcycle.

A knocked-up Vespa with a recoilless M20 rifle on top, used by the French to suppress the natives the world over. Surprisingly effective, apparently. Joe Dredd wannabes can probably make their own fairly easily.



There are few harder things in life than introducing yourself, especially in print where mellifluous nuance can turn to indulgent wankery. So. I am definitely a 'writer'. You could also call me an 'artist'. I could probably put the words 'designer' and 'consultant' here too, but they feel crass.

One comment

  • Am I the only one thinking that a) you wouldn’t want to be sitting on that thing when its fired, and b) that the designer was overcompensating for something?


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