20 Wackiest Courtroom Moments of 2004 on Courttv.com In ruling that Pennsylvania’s drunk-driving laws can’t be enforced on people on horseback, the state Supreme Court had only one dissenting judge, Michael Eakin, who phrased his dissent in a poem inspired by the “Mister Ed” theme song: “A horse is a horse, of course, of course,…

The Policeman’s Blog: “Over the Festive period, you may run out of DVDs to watch, the kids may break all their toys and you may get so bored you might decide to ring the police. If you live in the Newtown area, Mrs. C has asked me to tell you NOT to ring the police…

My allergies drive me insane. I may have harped on this theme before, so if you’ve heard it, skip to the laughter track. I am individually allergic to dairy products, hairy animals, sesame seeds, etc. Though I’m finally growing out of these, extended exposure does bring out the relevant eczema/asthma/anaphylactic shock. So it’s very annoying…

(Silent Grill restrains breath to catch nascent tremors of first tsunami jokes.)

PlayBot 2005: ” ‘No robot was permanently harmed or injured during the shooting of the calendar.’”