“Now I am the master” yells the Dark Lord Donald, laying into his onetime mentor. 

Don’t Stand By Me – Surviving a lightning strike. By Joshua Foer: “Unlike garden-variety electrical shock, which finds the quickest route directly through the body, lightning can flash over the outside of a victim, sometimes blowing off clothes without leaving so much as a mark on the skin. The high-voltage electricity that zips through the…

I love Wikipedia. An enjoyable evening for me is sitting down with a cup of steaming bullshit and flicking though its virtual pages. Though, of course, I no longer have broadband access, so that’s a straightforward lie. However… now I have discovered… this! Main Page – Uncyclopedia: “Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.”…

Wired News: New Tech Protects Ancient Torahs: “The Burlingame Police Department circulated a bulletin to other law enforcement agencies listing their stolen Torah’s vital statistics — 40 pounds, 175 feet, 600 to 800 years old, ‘contains the five books of Moses’ — but nothing that would help a cop pick it out of a lineup.”…

Man With Chain Saw Allowed to Enter U.S. – Yahoo! News: “BOSTON – On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and…