We had our future summer party on Friday (and it bled into satruday) and,it being Future’s twentieth anniversary of ‘not going bankrupt yet’ we were all subsumed in the querulous delights of a mini-Glastonbury festival all to ourselves, complete with camping, bands, vaudeville (a fantastic old-fashioned act where a woman hammers a nail into her…

Grill’s Grills. (This was an occasional column I did in PCFormat, where I made disgusting high-calorie snacks to keep gamers going through long lonely nights. I just fancied a quick resurrection.) Recipe – Spicy roe dumplingsStarvationCanned Cod’s Roe1 large beaten eggCornflourChinese chilli oil (1 tsp)Seasoning. I’ve no idea what cod’s roe is. I thought it…

Penny beating me at pool. And Bar Billiards. And darts. And, y’know, everything.  

Penny looking very Western chic – Calamity Jane-stylee. 

One of the three Book Barn chambers. It goes on forever! Bury me here…