Year: 2004

If you’re looking for my samples folder, it’s here.

  • I’ve spent the day in frantic negotiation over a quibble. My boss wants a game to go in the magazine; his boss wants it with an even more frantic desire. I feel that it would be good for the magazine in the short term if it went in, bad in the long term, because the…

  • Welcome To Flying Thingz Holy Flying Lawnmowers Batman!

  • The Deptford Mice – The Rat Lair Does anyone else remember The Deptford Mice? This series frankly terrified me when I was a kid, and was the most unforgiving, horrifying thing I’ve ever read. It was like the siege of Munster (nice photo there) or Pol Pot’s Cambodia but with anthropomorphised piratical rats and wussy…

  • The Deptford Mice – The Rat Lair Does anyone else remember The Deptford Mice? This series frankly terrified me when I was a kid, and was the most unforgiving, horrifying thing I’ve ever read. It was like the siege of Munster (nice photo there) or Pol Pot’s Cambodia but with anthropomorphised piratical rats and wussy…

  • FanFiction.Net Certainly the weirdest collection of writing about, if not the most boring. Give up any notion of being an author, as we all are now.