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MediaGuardian.co.uk | Broadcast | Fox News apologises for Kerry fabrication: “‘Didn’t my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate!’ Comparing himself to the president, Mr Kerry was supposed to have said: ‘I’m metrosexual – he’s a cowboy.’ Women voters, he purportedly added, ‘should like me! I do manicures.’”

“I wish I was allowed to make up quotes like that” said Edith Berman, 112, of Swinchaw, New Sidonia.