Month: September 2003

  • How to Predict the Weather Using a Pig Spleen Essential knowledge, yup.

  • We buried my gran today. I’ve got an image stuck in my head of the ground peeled back sardine-can style, all fake turf and stuff just rolled out of the way, and her coffin sat at the bottom like an under-resolution cigar. There’s a green field about her stock-full of tombstones (a nice selection of […]

  • – News – Police: Man Performed Botched At-Home Castration on Transgender Woman Don’t ask me where I get this crap from. Please.

  • Disney Animates Dalí’s Flick

  • “I’ll only have sex with you if I was drugged.” says cheating wife. dumb husband tests it out…