Praetorians Dan Griliopoulos thinks: If all roads lead to Rome, is there a congestion charge? Russell Crowe ate his wife, and loved it. Glad he ate ‘er? Price: £29.99 Publisher: Eidos Interactive Web Address Needs Wants Complete in: 35 hours (Easy) Reality check: The game’s Gallic campaign is exactly the same as that Caesar took […]
Month: February 2003
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Everything you ever wanted to know about crisps, but were too fat to ask. Strap 25 I can’t be arsed writing a strap. What follows is a boring story about… crisp! Yay! woo woo! body 500 Two small babies. Eight bags of sugar. That’s how much you, Joe Public, eat in crisps per year; a […]
Crisps. Strap 25 body 500 Two small babies. Eight bags of sugar. That’s how much you, Joe Public, eat in crisps per year; a german eats twice that. A man in Texas once ate ten times that. And the list of delicious deep-fried statistics goes on. But one thing is for certain; we don’t know […]
Bought poetry today. Last night speaking plain (primogenitor: red wine) caused me problems (Sorry Mr Gillen!) so, upon remembering a desire for Auden and Eliot, I thought softening the betoothed tongue with dulcet vocab a “good thing.” Went out and wasted money (what am I to spend it on – candles, wine and books?) on […]