Category: games

If you’re looking for my samples folder, it’s here.

  • Armchair Generals

    Gameplayer – Australia’s Premier Gaming WebsiteFeature: The Armchair Generals – Official Xbox 360 Magazine It’s no fun being the odd one out. As the only team member with an attention span counted in hours rather than seconds, I’m regularly taunted in the office for loving PC strategy games. The other team members treat me as…

  • Sick of Cake

    Look, I’m tired of your pathetic cake jokes, m’kay? I mean the vast majority of them aren’t even jokes are they? They’re Proustian madeleines, reminding you of something very personal only you and the elect understand; they’re just you saying the word cake and then giggling like a schoolgirl doped up with nitrous oxide and…

  • Bioshock – the most Jewish game since the Shivah?

    Bioshock – the most Jewish game since the Shivah?

    So when I was sat reviewing Bioshock a month or more back, Ken Levine walked up behind me (it was just after that moment, so I understandably feeling charitable to this god in human form) and I asked him who he’d named Sander Cohen after, as the character was obviously Jewish (Cohen is about the…

  • Online Review Summary List

    I thought I might as well have a list somewhere of all the reviews I’ve done; I’ll update this when new stuff appears online. PC Format Hidden & Dangerous 2 Day of Defeat Evil Genius EverQuest II Empire Earth II Fate Freedom Force Vs The Third Reich Freelancer Galactic Civilisations Guild Wars Ground Control 2…

  • Ego Blogging

    A few more of my 360 reviews and previews have popped up online: Def Jam: IconBrian Lara CricketSuperman ReturnsBattlestations: MidwayShivering Isles (preview)