• That old man hippy, he just keeps blowing… 

  • Before you ask, we didn’t go in. 

  • Out back at the Muscle Inn, journalists wave their pasty faces at the gleaming sun and the smell of pork crackling drifts across bikers’ nostrils.  

  • Threatening Hippy With Bubble Machine. What more needs to be said? 

  • Ah, Santa Monica pier. I went looking for Vampires, my mind saturated with cultural referents, I found this.