So You Want To Increase The Amount Of Needless Spam I Get From Illiterate Numpties?

Write several self-serving screeds on How to be a Games Journalist!

My advice: grammar, spelling and wit are all I ask for. If you show the barest sign of literacy I’ll be really surprised. However, due to the high quality of people we have working internally at Future (Hi there, all you delightful lads n lasses!) I don’t have any freelance to give out, so you’d be wasting your time mailing me. Sorry!

NB: Only Log‘s and Affectionate Diary‘s are actually worth reading. Funny people, tee-hee.