Oh. My. God.
Is donating £100 to charity (out of greed) when you don’t have £100 a) still moral b) economically viable.
Also, for those who’ve not read Alan Moore’s Victoriana-fest The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (not the film of the same name or the TV series of a similar name), do so. Moriaty, Gulliver, Nemo, Mina Harker, Mister Hyde, Moreau and the Red Weed, combining with every steampunk reference ever. But it. Immediately. Or borrow my copy, whichever’s easier.
Then you’ll be fit to share my statuary-droolfest.