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Fafblog is BACK! YAY!

Fafblog! back to save the universe. “Screw this dump!” says Giblets. “This universe is old and fat and smells like smelling and Giblets is busting out!”“Should we go over the wall or take the tunnel?” says me. I been diggin a tunnel.“Nuts to the tunnel!” says Giblets. “What we do is we make like we’re sick. Then when God comes in to check on us we punch im in the liver an run out the door!”“They’ll be on the lookout so we’re gonna need disguises if we wanna make it the resta the way,” says me. “If we bop Europe [more...]

Classic Pepys

Sunday 26 March 1665 (Pepys’ Diary) At noon home to dinner, my wife and I (Mercer staying to the Sacrament) alone. This is the day seven years which, by the blessing of God, I have survived of my being cut of the stone, and am now in very perfect good health and have long been; and though the last winter hath been as hard a winter as any have been these many years, yet I never was better in my life, nor have not, these ten years, gone colder in the summer than I have done all this winter, wearing [more...]

Ego-Blogging

The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar Re-review // MMO /// Eurogamer LOTRO looks absolutely, astoundingly right. Characters look correct, the world is beautifully crafted and enemies match the best drawings that the Tolkien Legendarium has attracted in sixty years. The Shire looks as good as the movies, Bree (though bigger than we expected) is gloriously rickety, like an old medieval English town, and the build of the Elven and Dwarven towns nail ethereal and indomitable respectively.

My re-review of LOTRO is up, at last. If you’ve never been arsed enough to read any of my writing and [more...]

Shuffle Sex

xkcd – A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and languageI think my most embarassing one has to be the entire Best of Bonzo Dog Doodah Band following in quick sucession – nothing kills the mood like the Intro & Outro (“Please welcome – Adolf Hitler on vibes”) and then trying to save a situation by miming to “In The Canyons of Your Mind”. I seem to remember the lovely girl in question (“And arent;t they all lovely girls, Ted?”) collapsing into unrecoverablew fits of giggles for some reason…