The Do-It-Yourself Emergency Management Guide!

Stolen straight from Fafblog.

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Do-It-Yourself National Guard!

First get some old socks. Sew on some buttons for the eyes. Use yarn for the hair but keep it trimmed short on accounta disipline! Add some felt uniforms for a touch a flair. The striped sock is the sergeant, he is gruff but loyal. The fancy dress sock is the general, he commands the others with his fabricky leadership skills! The white running sock is the medic, he doubles as a bandage when you get hit by falling rubble. Now you’re all set to be escorted out of the disaster zone with your new puppet pals! Be careful, though: they’re armed… with imagination.”

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