And the horror at Episode III keeps flooding in…

1. A 33-year-old factory supervisor who identified herself as “Priscilla” said the man got out of his tinted two-door car, strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before opening it and revealing himself to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at about 7am.

2. The emperor leered over the prone form of Analin.

3. The Darth doppelganger, who apparently blended right in with other moviegoers attending Star Wars: Episode III–Revenge of the Sith at the Showplace Eight Theater around 9:15 p.m. Saturday, was not armed–even with a lightsaber, according to Lieutenant Rick Davis of the Springfield Police Department. Using the force–the brute kind–he pushed an employee away from the register and snashed the case.

Probably hoaxes, but what the hey – it’s a slow news day.

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