Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you want and let the food fight it out inside.

A pistachio.

A Bacon, lettuce and tomato granary torpedo with lots of mayonaisse.

A cracker with some wensleydale and cranberries.

A pinch of 2-year old dried magic mushrooms.

I’d tell you the contents of my faeces, if I thought it might interest someone

Argue with me