Missive from Toller, stuck in Oxford endlessly researching people’s brains:

Hullo dude.

I went on a course.

A personal skills development course.

Teaching networking, teamwork, and career-structuring, for a week, as part of our PhD transferable-skills program.

CUNTING FUCKERS BASTARD WANKERS NAUSEA-INDUCING HITLERITE COWRAPING FUCKERS.

Full of this management consultancy bullshit, because obviously there are 16 different discrete sorts of people. Obviously. May seem strange considering the last 50 years of psychological research, not to mention the vast complexity of the genetic and environmental factors known to underpin the mind, but no, Sixteen. 16. Count ’em. There you go. HAHA!!! Shminky! Felp-niggle.

Argue with me