Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | Suicide decapitated himself with nylon rope

Things to note about this suicide.

1) The suicide was committed in a manner consistent with the cult Blue Jam, a disturbing comedy radio programme.

2) The suicide was discovered by the girl who had rejected him.

3) The girl rang her work so everyone could have a gander at the headless body, before she rang the police.

4) The Nylon rope was bought with a staff discount.

5) The suicide killed himself, but put his seatbelt on.

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