Sat back in office, behind with deadlines and in the middle of brainstorming with alec about how you’d go about getting an alternate persona, I suggested if you went and dug up the birth certificate of someone who was born in the same year as you, but died in infancy, then you could use them. Then I realise my eager yelpings have carried to the ears of our Production Editor, absent the last week as she’d miscarried… fun ensues.

Argue with me